'Spurious signals from the kitchen' is harder for an optical telescope than a radio one, but with enough determination and creativity, I believe it's possible.
We all have our petty hills to die on, one of mine is that it should be called "Łukasiewicz notation" after the mathematician who invented it, not Polish Notation because he happened to be Polish. Either that, or we should rename Feynman diagrams to American Diagrams and Penrose Tiles to English Tiles.
We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.
Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.